May
22
(via of-mice-and-meth)
Know Your Own Condition
David,
16.
Guitar, shows, skating, red vines, and pepsi.
what happens when you don’t masturbate but you still can’t see the red circle?! Does it mean that my brain masturbates for me?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!
If you say you don’t masturbate but you don’t see the circle, it means that not only are you a FILTHY LIAR but you are also a chronic masturbator. In other words, you’re going to hell.
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Tori Goes Platinum
(via arianaslaugh)
The difference between bees and wasps.
- Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
- Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
“I sprayed a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Now it will never have any friends.”
Amabo Kcorb (via trollsbetrollin)
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What am I going to do today?
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